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<blockquote data-quote="MacFromOK" data-source="post: 3465672" data-attributes="member: 40864"><p>Hello, is this the FBI?"</p><p>"Yes. What do you want?"</p><p></p><p>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob</p><p>Smith! He's hiding drugs inside his firewood."</p><p></p><p>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."</p><p></p><p>The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no drugs. They swore at Billy Bob and left.</p><p></p><p>The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"</p><p>"Yeah!"</p><p></p><p>"Did they split your firewood?"</p><p>"Yep."</p><p></p><p>"Happy Birthday, Buddy."</p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/drunk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":drunk2:" title="Drunk 2 :drunk2:" data-shortname=":drunk2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MacFromOK, post: 3465672, member: 40864"] Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He's hiding drugs inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no drugs. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they split your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy." :drunk2: [/QUOTE]
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