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<blockquote data-quote="n423" data-source="post: 3465677" data-attributes="member: 7037"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Two Arkansas rednecks are out hunting and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p>They approached it and are amazed by the depth of it. The first Hunter says, "Wow,that's some hole.I can't even see the bottom. Must be an old mine shaft. I wonder how deep it is."</p><p></p><p>The second Hunter says,"Well,let's grab that old transmission over there and throw it down in the hole and we'll see how long it takes to hit the bottom."</p><p></p><p>So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, and three and throw it in the hole.They're standing there listening and looking over the edge when all of the sudden they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation jump in headfirst.</p><p></p><p>While they are standing there looking at each other, and looking in the hole dumbfounded, and trying to figure out what that was all about an old farmer walks up and says, "Say there, you fellers haven't seen my goat around have you?"</p><p></p><p>One of the hunters replies,"Funny you should ask... We were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here."</p><p></p><p>"That's impossible."the old farmer said."I had him chained to a transmission."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="n423, post: 3465677, member: 7037"] [SIZE=4][B]Two Arkansas rednecks are out hunting and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground...[/B] [/SIZE] They approached it and are amazed by the depth of it. The first Hunter says, "Wow,that's some hole.I can't even see the bottom. Must be an old mine shaft. I wonder how deep it is." The second Hunter says,"Well,let's grab that old transmission over there and throw it down in the hole and we'll see how long it takes to hit the bottom." So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, and three and throw it in the hole.They're standing there listening and looking over the edge when all of the sudden they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation jump in headfirst. While they are standing there looking at each other, and looking in the hole dumbfounded, and trying to figure out what that was all about an old farmer walks up and says, "Say there, you fellers haven't seen my goat around have you?" One of the hunters replies,"Funny you should ask... We were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here." "That's impossible."the old farmer said."I had him chained to a transmission." [/QUOTE]
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