You gonna hafta straighten up there Steelfingers! Getting wild and crazy on us LOL
Like my wife says "That Boy Ain't Right"
When you get them figured out, write a book and you will be a rich man!!! When i think I have figured something out about them they prove how wrong I am LOL!!!! Which really is not a bad thing, keeps ya on your toes...........
Women are like major league pitchers and your at bat. Just when you think they're throwing a curve, they come with the heater.When you get them figured out, write a book and you will be a rich man!!! When i think I have figured something out about them they prove how wrong I am LOL!!!! Which really is not a bad thing, keeps ya on your toes...........
I just learned last week that when she says "I need to run to the grocery store and pickup a few things" it either means: 1. Get off the couch and go to the store for the things she needs, or 2. She is going to the grocery store and will spend two or three hundred dollars, and then swing by a fast food restaurant to pick-up dinner on her way home. I'm still trying to hone those interpretation skills.When you get them figured out, write a book and you will be a rich man!!! When i think I have figured something out about them they prove how wrong I am LOL!!!! Which really is not a bad thing, keeps ya on your toes...........
It's called "Wifespeak" It's a difficult language to master and only three men have been successful. Even those three men (Andy Cohen, Liberace and Caitlyn Jenner) struggle.
Don't worry. Just nod often and remember these few phrases:
Your right.
It's my fault.
Have you lost weight?
The rest is meaningless
I'm still trying to figure out what "just fine" means to the female gender. It's obviously different from the male version... 
Just fine in wifespeake (roughly speaking) means. It's not just fine. It's a far from just fine as it could be.I'm still trying to figure out what "just fine" means to the female gender. It's obviously different from the male version...
When you ever hear this from wife, remember the three phrases and start repeating the over and over as you cower in the corner.
Oh yeah, wear a cup.
I got ya beat by a few years and I think I have at last come to understand that it is not in The Divine Plan for us (men) to "figure them" (women) out. Ain't gonna happen. Nope.
Might as well stick to stuff we understand...like 1911s and Glocks and ARs and ammo and double action and single action and why it's fun to shoot guns and ride motorcycles and drink whisky and sharpen knives and smoke cigars and throw hatchets at wood in the backyard.
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