ROFL, now yer scarin' me. Recently lost a tree in the backyard that had a large area of hatchet scars...Might as well stick to stuff we understand...like 1911s and Glocks and ARs and ammo and double action and single action and why it's fun to shoot guns and ride motorcycles and drink whisky and sharpen knives and smoke cigars and throw hatchets at wood in the backyard.