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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 4221704" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>There is usually THAT ONE, but coaches and umpires can / should control it.</p><p></p><p>On another note: I was umpire for a 10-12yo game. My daughter (5yo) was sitting at the backstop. Other kids, around her age, started gathering and playing. About the middle of 4th inning, daughter asks me for a quarter for a snow cone. </p><p>Inning ends and I hear</p><p></p><p>"Is your Daddy the Ump?"</p><p>"Yes"</p><p></p><p>"My brother is the pitcher."</p><p></p><p>My brother is 2nd base."</p><p></p><p>My brother is about to bat."</p><p></p><p>My Dad says he likes to HUMP, but he only HUMPS at home. He needs to practice HUMPING before he can HUMP in front of everybody."</p><p></p><p>The stands are hysterical, except 1 woman, who is beet red, hiding her face, in her hands.</p><p></p><p>I calmly ask, "who's boy is this? If his Dad would like help, I would be glad to instruct him."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 4221704, member: 27991"] There is usually THAT ONE, but coaches and umpires can / should control it. On another note: I was umpire for a 10-12yo game. My daughter (5yo) was sitting at the backstop. Other kids, around her age, started gathering and playing. About the middle of 4th inning, daughter asks me for a quarter for a snow cone. Inning ends and I hear "Is your Daddy the Ump?" "Yes" "My brother is the pitcher." My brother is 2nd base." My brother is about to bat." My Dad says he likes to HUMP, but he only HUMPS at home. He needs to practice HUMPING before he can HUMP in front of everybody." The stands are hysterical, except 1 woman, who is beet red, hiding her face, in her hands. I calmly ask, "who's boy is this? If his Dad would like help, I would be glad to instruct him." [/QUOTE]
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