What do you have in your pockets right now?

[Bierhunter]

I just got out of the shower, and I'm checking the forums before bed, so I'm not wearing anything, so my pockets are empty.

 

[J.P.]

I might believe HALF of that statement.

Which half?

I just got out of the shower, and I'm checking the forums before bed, so I'm not wearing anything, so my pockets are empty.

Okay.....
How can you still have pockets if you have no pants?

 

[AKguy1985]

some quarters and my phone

 

[Roadking Larry]

Which half?




Okay.....
How can you still have pockets if you have no pants?

Ever seen Papillion?

 

[vvvvvvv]

Which half?




Okay.....
How can you still have pockets if you have no pants?

They do cavity searches for a reason.

 

[chidd13]

Browning BDM 9mm and a leverlock by my keys in the front pocket

 

[jeffsoward]

right now;
car keys
27 dollars cash
DL
surefire L1
streamlight microstream
G1
colt trigger group from my ar
bag of redman golden blend
lint

 

[sanjuro893]

Half a meatball sub
13 pesos
A bus token
Coupon from a Nevada brothel/tire shop (Buy 4 tires, get a free rotate)
Key to a Volkswagen Scirocco
A snow globe with Elivis Presley dressed like santa
1983 TV Guide featuring an article on "Dallas"
Lyrics to "White Christmas" (I wrote that one on a freight train coming home for the holidays when I was 17. I had been making a meager living as a street performer playing Ukelele in large metropolitan areas across North America. Unfortunatley I never secured the rights and to this day have not seen a dime from it.)
A neatly folded Farrah Fawcett poster
Film reel of "Casablanca"
Postcard DB Cooper sent me showing him on what appears to be a tropical island, wearing a buisness suit?
Please tell me you did not read all this crap

Oh yeah. Ridgehunter for the win.

 

[ez bake]

a half a pack of life-savers candy...


oh wait that's not........



Ok nevermind...

 

[GunJack Barbie]

a half a pack of life-savers candy...


oh wait that's not........



Ok nevermind...

I LOVE it


my pockets wise: superglue, pen,half scalp., Trocar button(Why yes I am at work)