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<blockquote data-quote="DogBabe" data-source="post: 1347247" data-attributes="member: 14440"><p>Ah Hah!!! This thread confirms what many of us wives have suspected for years! You guys would forget your heads if they weren't attached! </p><p></p><p>FYI: Things wives commenly hear on hunting trips that drive us nuts:</p><p>"Honey, I forgot my ____. Can I use yours?" No! I packed mine and reminded you twice this morning to not forget yours. Man up and deal. </p><p></p><p>"Honey, where is my____?" My standard reply "The uterus is not a tracking device, find it yourself." Really guys, at least bother to look for it for a while before you expect your ladies to drop everything and search until your favorite pair of thermals are found stuffed under the truck seat right where you left them at the end of last year.</p><p></p><p>And my personal favorite...."What did you do with my____?" I love this one because it implies that because something is gone, I'm the one that must have lost it. It doesn't matter if it is something that I would have no possible reason to use, move or even touch, or that I saw you with it yesterday. I promise you, if your favorite cammo underwear is missing....I didn't take it. It was probably that buddy of yours with the shifty eyes. I've never trusted him anyway.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DogBabe, post: 1347247, member: 14440"] Ah Hah!!! This thread confirms what many of us wives have suspected for years! You guys would forget your heads if they weren't attached! FYI: Things wives commenly hear on hunting trips that drive us nuts: "Honey, I forgot my ____. Can I use yours?" No! I packed mine and reminded you twice this morning to not forget yours. Man up and deal. "Honey, where is my____?" My standard reply "The uterus is not a tracking device, find it yourself." Really guys, at least bother to look for it for a while before you expect your ladies to drop everything and search until your favorite pair of thermals are found stuffed under the truck seat right where you left them at the end of last year. And my personal favorite...."What did you do with my____?" I love this one because it implies that because something is gone, I'm the one that must have lost it. It doesn't matter if it is something that I would have no possible reason to use, move or even touch, or that I saw you with it yesterday. I promise you, if your favorite cammo underwear is missing....I didn't take it. It was probably that buddy of yours with the shifty eyes. I've never trusted him anyway. [/QUOTE]
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