Don't get me started! I could literally write a book on things like this that absolutely drive me INSANE!
Like, the proper use and placement of words like...
Waste/waist
Sale/sell/sail
To/too/two
Then of course, here in rural, back woods Oklahoma, you have words that are spelled the same, but have different meanings, like mayonaise.
Mayonaise sho nuff lotsa folks here tonight...
Or words like witchyadidya.
Hey, you didn't bring your truck witchyadidya?
And yes, I stole those last two from our buddy Jeff Foxworthy, but I swear to God I've heard folks around here use both of those words in that exact fashion.
Like, the proper use and placement of words like...
Waste/waist
Sale/sell/sail
To/too/two
Then of course, here in rural, back woods Oklahoma, you have words that are spelled the same, but have different meanings, like mayonaise.
Mayonaise sho nuff lotsa folks here tonight...
Or words like witchyadidya.
Hey, you didn't bring your truck witchyadidya?
And yes, I stole those last two from our buddy Jeff Foxworthy, but I swear to God I've heard folks around here use both of those words in that exact fashion.