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<blockquote data-quote="poopgiggle" data-source="post: 1304988" data-attributes="member: 6406"><p>That's nothing. I carry one subcompact .40 S&W Glock in each pants pocket, a 1911 in .50GI IWB, and I keep a Ka-Bar combat knife strapped to one calf. The other calf carries my backup gun, which is a .357 Magnum snubnose revolver with a bayonet. I also carry a Taurus Raging Bull in a shoulder holster in case I'm attacked by bears. I have my suit jackets cut a little loose so that I can conceal a Serbu Super-Shorty around the small of my back.</p><p></p><p>I have various pistols stashed throughout my Ford Expedition, so that no matter whether I'm driving, loading the trunk, or getting it on with my lady in the back seat (BTW, I've personally strength-tested all of my condoms to make sure they can be used as garrotes in case I have to covertly disable a sentry), I can have a weapon at the ready in half a second. I have a secret compartment under the seat that contains a M2 machine gun in case I have to lay down fire support. Of course, all of the windows and door panels are impenetrable by all rifle rounds up to and including 338 Lapua Magnum.</p><p></p><p>In my suit jacket pockets I carry enough K-rations to survive for a week and a half in the field. In case we're invaded by communists, in my briefcase I carry a shortwave radio transceiver so that I can communicate with friendly forces, along with an infrared strobe and a laser designator in case I need to mark a target for an air strike.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="poopgiggle, post: 1304988, member: 6406"] That's nothing. I carry one subcompact .40 S&W Glock in each pants pocket, a 1911 in .50GI IWB, and I keep a Ka-Bar combat knife strapped to one calf. The other calf carries my backup gun, which is a .357 Magnum snubnose revolver with a bayonet. I also carry a Taurus Raging Bull in a shoulder holster in case I'm attacked by bears. I have my suit jackets cut a little loose so that I can conceal a Serbu Super-Shorty around the small of my back. I have various pistols stashed throughout my Ford Expedition, so that no matter whether I'm driving, loading the trunk, or getting it on with my lady in the back seat (BTW, I've personally strength-tested all of my condoms to make sure they can be used as garrotes in case I have to covertly disable a sentry), I can have a weapon at the ready in half a second. I have a secret compartment under the seat that contains a M2 machine gun in case I have to lay down fire support. Of course, all of the windows and door panels are impenetrable by all rifle rounds up to and including 338 Lapua Magnum. In my suit jacket pockets I carry enough K-rations to survive for a week and a half in the field. In case we're invaded by communists, in my briefcase I carry a shortwave radio transceiver so that I can communicate with friendly forces, along with an infrared strobe and a laser designator in case I need to mark a target for an air strike. [/QUOTE]
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