Not sure which is further, Southeast Asia or South Africa. Haven't been to South America yet, or Australia. I'll get there eventually.
So ya'll was two guys, fishin alone, inna boat, out onna lake, with whiskey and beer.Well one night me and Billy-Bob was fishing when we saw this real bright light in the sky. Suddenly we was surrounded by these little gray men. They took us into the light which beamed us up to their ship. The space ship took us to the back side of the moon where they performed all kinds of experiments on us.
I looked over and they had Billy-Bob bent over with all kinds of probes sticking in his butt. It was nasty I tell you. On the bright side Billy-Bob said his hemorrhoids do not bother him any more.
Me, they just messed with my head some. Stuck needles in my ears and up my nose. Shined a real bright lite in one ear. Pretty sure one of them was making shadow puppets on the far wall.
Next morning we woke up back in our boat and found those little gray bastards had stole both bottles of whiskey and all our beer. At least we figure that is what happened as neither one of us remember drinking it all. Plus my head still really hurts from all the testing they did on me.
Other than that the furthest I have ever been is Taiwan.
Didja see th' donkey show?Juarez.
I'll never tell!Didja see th' donkey show?
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