Who did the doggie drive by and dump?

murphranch

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When I came home for lunch today there were 8 half grown chow/rot/lab looking puppies in my yard and garage. Seems someone dropped them off from the evidence of wood shavings and little pieces of puppy chow in the road In front of my house. Damnit, I told the wife and girls to shut the garage door when they left. Thats a title to another thread someday. The black [email protected]#$s scattered in 19 different directions when I pulled up and my 2 dogs bailed off the truck and started to rip their butts. As I grabbed my 10/22 from the back seat of my truck I noticed several of my boots, shoes, girls softball gloves, a couple water proof jackets and a lonely pink croc in the yard. As I went through the back door towards the shop where some of them ran I came across a backyard covered in trash- that’s a title for another thread cause the girls were told to get that stinking trash hauled to the burn barrel. I ran in the west door but my dogs had already cleared the barn. It was then I noticed the stirrups on the 2 saddle that rest on the bottom racks had been chewed on along with the stirrup leathers.
I could hear my dogs yapping from an old barn across from my house. I approached with skills only a Green Beret, Navy Seal Ninja would have. I stepped into the barn looking along the floor for any movement when suddenly what I thought were the Angels Of Death came swooping down on me. I pooped and peed a little. Could’ve been a pair of pterodactyls but was just a pair of barn owls. I had made an athletic move to save myself and when I did the shear power of my over muscled body stuck one of my feet in between some boards and the feed bunk. My ankle popped so loud I thought my gun went off.
Had to use an old rake for a cane and made it back to the house. Put my dogs in the house and I got some dog food and the Southwest Chicken casserole my MIL made-that will kill them faster than lead-and put it in my front yard just outside the window by my recliner. Took the screen of the window and raised the window up. Iced down a huge glass of Jim Beam and Ginger ale, took some prescription pain meds, filled up my ice machine cold pack for the ankle and now it’s a waiting game from my Barcolounger stand with my 10/22. My ankle swelled up so bad that my once long toes look like they belong on an oompaloompa.
If anyone wants to cry about what’s fixing to happen I’d be more than happy to have you come up and I can take a 5 iron to your ankle, then put on my underwear I had on this afternoon and you can try and talk to the dogs in your squealy little voice you use when you talk to a newborn and do some dog whispering.
As far as mixing liquor and pills, I do realize it’s not the proper thing to do and does not set a good example but I’ve never been good at setting good examples. I’m safely tucked into my living room with a good secure backstop and miles upon miles of open country.
2 pair handmade boot=$400 each
3softball gloves=$300
Saddle repair=$250
2 waterproof jackets=$275
1 croc that’s lonely from the disappearance of its mate=$1
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Physical and emotional pain and suffering =$ depends on how well the booze and pills work. To be figured later.
Hopefully getting rid of the canine vermin= $priceless.
 

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Hope you get over this quickly...you sure do tell it like it is....would make a good book that you could sell to re-coop some of your $ losses....praying for a quick recovery for your ankle.(it sure does look painful)
 

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I feel for you man but I would not try to shoot the pups. The asshole that dumped them yes, but not the pups. That said I totally understand if you shoot them. From the sounds of it you are in the country and if someone does not catch them, or you do not shoot them, something will probably kill and eat them.
 

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I feel for you man but I would not try to shoot the pups. The asshole that dumped them yes, but not the pups. That said I totally understand if you shoot them. From the sounds of it you are in the country and if someone does not catch them, or you do not shoot them, something will probably kill and eat them.

I am a dog loving fool but, loose dogs in the sticks cause all sorts of issues and unfortunately if they run you only have 1 choice. The ice cream jerk turned dog catcher, cause he is the mayors village idiot nephew, will not leave the city limits!!
Oil field trash so Dad was gone most of the time so I was the family animal control!!
 

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