Who else is enjoying the legalization of autos?

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aarondhgraham

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Just before I retired from Ok State University back in January of this year,,,
I bought a switchblade (sorry, but I'm too old to want to learn a new name for 'em).

For the last month I really enjoyed freaking out the liberals at my College.

One of my jobs entailed opening a lot of cardboard shipping boxes,,,
I took every opportunity to flip the switch in front of them.

I swear, one old gal near fainted,,,
She actually "blanched" and had to sit down.

The acting dean of my college even came to see me about it,,,
But I knew there was nothing she could do about it,,,
So I simply smiled at her comments,,,
And ignored them.

I had less than 90 days left and had formally put in for retirement,,,
That made me sorta bulletproof and very uppity.

I had a lot of fun those last 89 days,,,
Tormenting liberals was addictive.

Aarond

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RickN

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Just before I retired from Ok State University back in January of this year,,,
I bought a switchblade (sorry, but I'm too old to want to learn a new name for 'em).

For the last month I really enjoyed freaking out the liberals at my College.

One of my jobs entailed opening a lot of cardboard shipping boxes,,,
I took every opportunity to flip the switch in front of them.

I swear, one old gal near fainted,,,
She actually "blanched" and had to sit down.

The acting dean of my college even came to see me about it,,,
But I knew there was nothing she could do about it,,,
So I simply smiled at her comments,,,
And ignored them.

I had less than 90 days left and had formally put in for retirement,,,
That made me sorta bulletproof and very uppity.

I had a lot of fun those last 89 days,,,
Tormenting liberals was addictive.

Aarond

.
Back when I had hair, I had a switchblade comb I would freak people out with. Tons of fun especially with my 2nd stepmothers, mother. Uppity old broad was better than everyone else. Just ask her, she would tell you. About gave her a heart attack when I pulled that out after she gave me a lecture on what a proper gentleman should be. Give her an evil look, reach in pocket pull out switchblade, flick, comb, comb.
 

RobertinElkCity

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CO would let me own one but I could not carry it. ZT0610ST
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zipty6

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Y'all have put me if a mind to buy one. I don't want anything too large. (The launch 4 from Kershaw looks interesting.)

Can anyone suggest a store in the Tulsa or B.A. area that has a selection available for handling?
 

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My favorite edc is a benchmade Osborne 940, but when the law changed I bought a CLA auto just for the novelty of having one. While working on projects around my property in 2020 I carried the CLA and found the auto to he very handy in a lot of situations. It is now a valuable tool I often use.
 

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