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<blockquote data-quote="casualplinker" data-source="post: 1591532" data-attributes="member: 19192">Sage advice above, Grasshopper; best you bow humbly, zip lip, and do as wife wishes or your life will become living hell over your &quot;immature and irresposible behavior&quot; which in her eyes, since you dare suggest she be wrong, is akin to infidelity.So: Clean out pockets as ordered and always obey #1 Cardinal Rule of Marital Argument in order to get last word in when discussing your many faults with wife:&nbsp; Proper response in all cases is &quot;Yes Dear&quot; ... unless you no longer wish to have laundry done or no longer wish to have money or wife.<img src="/images/smilies/image1030.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":teach:" title="Image1030&nbsp; &nbsp; :teach:" data-shortname=":teach:" /> Practice in front of mirror:&nbsp; Stand meekly, bow head and in humble voice and say: &quot;Yes Dear&quot;.&nbsp; Repeat as many times as necessary so when confronted by angry wife, your reactions will be instinctive and you will respond safely.&nbsp; This can be viewed as similar training for marital argument as practing draw and dry fire is for real live confrontation requiring lawful use of deadly force.&nbsp; Both of these types of practice will go long way in keeping you safe and perhaps extending your life and the quality of it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="casualplinker, post: 1591532, member: 19192"] Sage advice above, Grasshopper; best you bow humbly, zip lip, and do as wife wishes or your life will become living hell over your "immature and irresposible behavior" which in her eyes, since you dare [I]suggest [/I]she be wrong, is akin to infidelity. So: Clean out pockets as ordered and always obey #1 [U]Cardinal Rule of Marital Argument[/U] in order to get last word in when discussing your [I]many [/I]faults with wife: Proper response in all cases is "Yes Dear" ... unless you no longer wish to have laundry done or no longer wish to have money or wife. :teach: Practice in front of mirror: Stand meekly, bow head and in humble voice and say: "Yes Dear". Repeat as many times as necessary so when confronted by angry wife, your reactions will be instinctive and you will respond safely. This can be viewed as similar training for marital argument as practing draw and dry fire is for real live confrontation requiring lawful use of deadly force. Both of these types of practice will go long way in keeping you safe and perhaps extending your life and the quality of it. [/QUOTE]

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