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Snattlerake

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To prove my point about gangs and destruction.

robins aftermath 1.jpg


They must be BLM because they didn't pick up their trash.

The contents had a lot of seeds and looked like mulberry or blackberry.
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swampratt got fined once for killing an endangered spotted owl. When he went to court, the judge ask for his plea, and swampratt said, "Your honor, I plead guilty but with mitigating circumstances. May I explain?" The judge said sure, go ahead.

swampratt said, "Well, you see your honor, I was out in the woods, all alone, and was lost for a while. I wasn't sure how long it would take to find my way out, and I was starving. The only edible thing I saw in the woods was that spotted owl, so I did what I had to do. Otherwise, I would NEVER kill an endangered creature. I throw myself on the mercy of the court."

The judge said, "Well, okay. Under those circumstances, I guess we can let you off with a warning. But... just one question. What does spotted owl taste like?"

"Oh, I guess I'd say somewhere between a condor and a whooping crane."

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