You owe me!

[Cowcatcher]

I hope you never forget that I AM the one who gave you life! Without me, your hateful mother would've laid down yonder by the crick and you would've died inside her. Then, in the days and weeks to come your body would've decayed and your mother ended up toxic. Yeah she may've died sooner but I'm telling this story. You got the visual? Good. I expect to see you leading the pack to the pens when you here the woooooo soooook siren blaring cuz I am the one who reached in your mothers undialated female cow anatomy and wrenched your azz up out of there. Mind you this is after convincing your hateful mother that obeying me by traveling to the pens and into the chute was the only option she had aside from death.

 

[MacFromOK]

Hehe... lemme know if either one shows any appreciation.

 

[dennishoddy]

How come I always had to do that in the middle of a rain/snow/dark of night when you get a bright sunshine day? It ain’t fair!!
Lol, cute little feller. [emoji106]

 

[Cowcatcher]

I just got lucky this time Dennis. Trust me, I've pulled em by moonlight with a shoestring before.

 

[SdoubleA]

Yep...several times.

 

[steelfingers]

I know it's not true, but I like Dennis, only remember that when I had to pull a calf, it was the coldest, wettest and most horrible day of the century.

 

[Timmy59]

What, No action shots ? I wanted to see ya up to your armpit.. I won't wish a do over on ya though..

 

[Cowcatcher]

What, No action shots ? I wanted to see ya up to your armpit.. I won't wish a do over on ya though..

I thought about it and then I thought about what I was thinking about. Some stuff just don't need internetted. I mean really I probably should've had laid the calf delicately on my jacket. What kind of heartless person am I to lay the traumatized baby cow animal on the wet ground. Lol. Seriously though, been a few times I've thought of posting some "ranchin action" photos but then reconsidered after thinking about how they may be used against me or others in the ranchin business. I know you were just kidding and I went and got long winded but there ya go.

 

[Timmy59]

I thought about it and then I thought about what I was thinking about. Some stuff just don't need internetted. I mean really I probably should've had laid the calf delicately on my jacket. What kind of heartless person am I to lay the traumatized baby cow animal on the wet ground. Lol. Seriously though, been a few times I've thought of posting some "ranchin action" photos but then reconsidered after thinking about how they may be used against me or others in the ranchin business. I know you were just kidding and I went and got long winded but there ya go.

Isa nota snowflake boss, but I can't speak for the majority.. ;-)

 

[Dave70968]

Hehe... lemme know if either one shows any appreciation.

Oh, I'm sure they'll show it. They may show it on a bun, with ketchup and mustard, alongside the pig showing it's appreciation, but they'll show it.