Help me pick a phrase for this picture.

[shootermcgavin]

My roommate recently went to the World Judo Tournament in Japan. Here are two pictures of his first and only fight because he lost. He is the one in blue in the pictures.

I have decided it is too funny of an opportunity so I am going to make this first picture into a poster and surprise him one day by having it hanging on the wall. So... what should I put on it? I was thinking motivational or demotivational...whatever is the funniest without being REALLY mean....

One phrase I have so far is. "Sometimes life gives you difficult situations to overcome. Other times it gives you this guy and you are just screwed." Another is a Calvin and Hobbes quote of "I know life is unfair, but why can't it ever be unfair in my favor." what else you guys got?

 

[Biggsly]

Break the wrist and walk away!

 

[shootermcgavin]

Break the wrist and walk away!

LOL! How could I forget the quote of my sensei of Rex Kwon Do!

 

[338Shooter]

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forgetaboutit.

 

[338Shooter]

Sorry sir, the midget judo is that way.

 

[338Shooter]

Patty cake, patty cake baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can.

 

[Biggsly]

LOL! How could I forget the quote of my sensei of Rex Kwon Do!

His first mistake was his outfit.
Would you want a round house kick in these?
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[Biggsly]

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forgetaboutit.

You beat me to it...lol

 

[shootermcgavin]

Sorry sir, the midget judo is that way.

Haha. I like this one. Sad thing is my roommate is like 5' 9".....So that dude is huge... Then again, I am 6' 9" so it is pretty much like me and my roommate fighting in this picture... except the tall guy has skills in Judo, and 130 lbs more than me.

 

[penismightier]

"My money is on the smurf"