Rapper severs tally whacker, jumps off building, but survives

[Old Fart]

Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

http://newsok.com/rapper-severs-penis-jumps-off-building-but-survives-cnn.com/article/3995383

Always heard it would make you crazy if you cut it off but never really knew for sure.

 

[Oiler104]

I wonder if his new rap name will be "Daddy No-Pecker"?

 

[Junior Bonner]

No more bam bam for that papa-san...

 

[longhorntitan]

He was a member of the Wu-Tang Clan now he can be the founding member of the Wu-Wu Clan! No Tangs allowed!

 

[mightymouse]

Maybe his flopper fell off and he jumped after it?

 

[Mr.Glock]

He is suffering from Penis envy!

 

[COZICAN]

Thats a surefire way to end it all....jump off a second story balcony.

 

[flatwins]

He went from Andre Johnson to just Andre.

 

[Ace_on_the_Turn]

It takes balls to cut off your willy-whacker.

 

[120 Acres]

Johnson & Johnson part their ways.

He was too cocky for his own good.

He got his jump stunt wrong, it's supposed to be, "hold my BEER and watch this."

Cut him some slack. He lost his head for a moment.

Name changed to DJ Stumpy.