Rapper severs tally whacker, jumps off building, but survives

[flatwins]

Gives a clearer definition to the word "dismembering".

 

[OKSpeedDemon]

You gotta be really ****ed in the head to cut your buddy off and try to kill your self from about 20 feet up. Everyone know it's deadly at 25 feet, and you cant change your mind halfway through the jump. You gotta take a header to the concrete before it works properly.

 

[mightymouse]

Andre's next gig will be selling cut-rate peckers.

 

[clock152]

Johnson & Johnson part their ways.

He was too cocky for his own good.

He got his jump stunt wrong, it's supposed to be, "hold my BEER and watch this."

Cut him some slack. He lost his head for a moment.

Name changed to DJ Stumpy.

your cutting it a little short!

 

[Dave70968]

He planned to kill himself, but he didn't really think it through; he just went off half-cocked.

 

[mtnboomer]

Now he's a member of the No-Wang Clan!

 

[mapcon1941]

I bet he somehow manages to sue the apartment complex for damages.

 

[rhodesbe]

Dude has some anger issues with his ween.

 

[SoonerBorn]

Too bad it probably wasn't before he'd already met the quota of five illegitimate kids....


Sent from my meh, using my meh.

 

[rlongnt]

I wonder if his new rap name will be "Daddy No-Pecker"?

Little-Willie