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Attempted burger/chicken/mortar yesterday.
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<blockquote data-quote="Shoot Summ" data-source="post: 1510525" data-attributes="member: 1055"><p>You guys missed a significant point in the report.</p><p></p><p>"When I was running hot to provide assistance(since I am a registered volunteer Deputy Sheriff Trainee in training) I missed a corner while I was adjusting the handcuffs on my mirror and rolled my Kia Sportage that my Grandfather bought me. I hung upside down for awhile trapped in the smoldering wreckage thinking about my life on the 120 acre family compound. Then regained my senses, quickly loosened the ridgeback neck knife(copy) from it's handy sheath on 550 paracord around my neck. Since one arm was pinned against the sunroof, and the other against the console(I'm a big guy) I had to use the folds in my neck to hold the knife, and saw through the seatbelt that I wasn't wearing. I did this because I wanted it to appear I was wearing a seatbelt, when my LEO Brothers showed up to rescue me. Once I was free from the unfastened seatbelt I discovered the door was jammed by one of the 8 pairs of handcuffs that I keep constantly ready so I made a rope out of the large zipties I also keep ready. With the rope I was able to pull myself out of the back window which had been shattered by the accidental discharge of the Bryco/Jennings/whatever really cheap pistol was hidden in the back, not really sure what it was as I had forgotten it was back there until it blew out the window at the 1.5 point in the rollover. I knew it was the 1.5 point exactly as I recall being upside down, looking at the conflict taking place in the country boy parking lot(I have the unique ability to slow things down while they are happening, like my own personal slow motion). Once I was out of the completely totaled Kia, that was in showroom condition before the accident, very unusual for a Kia made in the 60's, but immaculate regardless. I made my way to the Country Boy parking lot. There I found a dead chicken, it appears all 8 rounds that were accidently discharged from my deep conceal weapon in the trunk/hatchback somewhere had completely missed the chicken altogether, even though the Bryco/Jennings/whatever pistol has been the most accurate I have ever shot, somehow the trajectory of the roll, and the fact that it was accidentally discharging must have thrown it off. What I did discover though once I gained my senses, was that I had been shot in the hand...."</p><p></p><p>I have to stop,,,I could go on and on....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shoot Summ, post: 1510525, member: 1055"] You guys missed a significant point in the report. "When I was running hot to provide assistance(since I am a registered volunteer Deputy Sheriff Trainee in training) I missed a corner while I was adjusting the handcuffs on my mirror and rolled my Kia Sportage that my Grandfather bought me. I hung upside down for awhile trapped in the smoldering wreckage thinking about my life on the 120 acre family compound. Then regained my senses, quickly loosened the ridgeback neck knife(copy) from it's handy sheath on 550 paracord around my neck. Since one arm was pinned against the sunroof, and the other against the console(I'm a big guy) I had to use the folds in my neck to hold the knife, and saw through the seatbelt that I wasn't wearing. I did this because I wanted it to appear I was wearing a seatbelt, when my LEO Brothers showed up to rescue me. Once I was free from the unfastened seatbelt I discovered the door was jammed by one of the 8 pairs of handcuffs that I keep constantly ready so I made a rope out of the large zipties I also keep ready. With the rope I was able to pull myself out of the back window which had been shattered by the accidental discharge of the Bryco/Jennings/whatever really cheap pistol was hidden in the back, not really sure what it was as I had forgotten it was back there until it blew out the window at the 1.5 point in the rollover. I knew it was the 1.5 point exactly as I recall being upside down, looking at the conflict taking place in the country boy parking lot(I have the unique ability to slow things down while they are happening, like my own personal slow motion). Once I was out of the completely totaled Kia, that was in showroom condition before the accident, very unusual for a Kia made in the 60's, but immaculate regardless. I made my way to the Country Boy parking lot. There I found a dead chicken, it appears all 8 rounds that were accidently discharged from my deep conceal weapon in the trunk/hatchback somewhere had completely missed the chicken altogether, even though the Bryco/Jennings/whatever pistol has been the most accurate I have ever shot, somehow the trajectory of the roll, and the fact that it was accidentally discharging must have thrown it off. What I did discover though once I gained my senses, was that I had been shot in the hand...." I have to stop,,,I could go on and on.... [/QUOTE]
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