Attempted burger/chicken/mortar yesterday.

[RidgeHunter]

I don't know if yall have seen this on the news or if it was even covered by the news, but I thought it was interesting and figured I would share it. This happened yesterday evening.

I can't guarantee how accurate this information is, because I did not personally witness it, I am only posting info. on what I was told by someone that did witness it.

Yesterday around 5PM some country boys on HWY 9 just east of Norman, attacked a pound of ground beef, apparently with the intent on grilling it. I will not post names, because I dont want to mess up any investigations that may be going on. The victim is in his about 80% lean, the 2 attackers were older men and his ex-inlaws. 1 of the attackers had 15 knives or edged weapons on his person, and 1 of those really big spatulas with the wood handles. The other attacker for sure had paper plates, and other weapons that I dont know what they were. They attacked him out back on the patio after mowing the lawn. Aparantly the victim is a bada$$, he supposedly knocked the first guy out cold with 1 bite, and the second one went down after a few bites, I was told the second guy was badly bleeding from his face.

Luckily nobody was seriously hurt, well except for the burger’s pride maybe. The burger with the bun, does have a USDA sticker.

 

[Zombie]

glad the burger got away okay for the most part....rough part of town right there...

any info as to whether or not that spatula was legal?

 

[Mr10mm]

You taking the creative writing class also?

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Holy monkeynuts! That's some caaaarazy sheet right there.

 

[Buddhaman]

I'll admit it, I laughed. I figured the burger would've been 73% but that makes me fear the 80% in the freezer.

 

[gillman7]

This is getting ridiculous!!! I am sure Obama or Bush one is to blame for this!! Maybe the TPD!!

All I know is there is way too many people beating their meat around here lately.........

 

[Hump66]

ZOMFG!!! This is epic.

 

[Keelty]

really big spatula! he could have been killed!

Good thing he was a good biter!

Ya just can't trust anyone these days

Good thing grill was there to lite a fire under him

 

[338Shooter]

I don't know if yall have seen this on the news or if it was even covered by the news, but I thought it was interesting and figured I would share it. This happened yesterday evening.

I can't guarantee how accurate this information is, because I did not personally witness it, I am only posting info. on what I was told by someone that did witness it.

Yesterday around 5PM at Country Boy on HWY 9 just east of Norman, 2 masons attacked another mason, apparantly with the intent on spackling him. I will not post names, because I dont want to mess up any investigations that may be going on. The victim is in his mid to late 20th century rustic masonry, the 2 attackers were older men and his ex-brick layers. 1 of the attackers had 15 trowels or hawk style weapons on his person, and 1 brick layers hammer. The other attacker for sure had joint fillers, and other weapons that I dont know what they were. They stuccoed him out in the parking lot of the store. Aparantly the victim is a bada$$ with stonework, he supposedly knocked the first guy out cold with 1 rock, and the second one went down after a few rocks, I was told the second guy was badly bleeding from his fascia.

Luckily nobody was seriously hurt, well except for the BG's back porch maybe. The BG with the brick layers hammer, does have a mason's guild card.

 

[okieboomer1]

Duuh, I'm a Veterinarian, therefore I don't eat meat...