Dating help

[LightningCrash]

Ahhh, you beat me to the punch. Another epic moment for OSA. (insert a MasterChief reference here)

not my best work, but it was hilarious at the time:

 

[HMFIC]

not my best work, but it was hilarious at the time:

Classic.

 

[been]

not my best work, but it was hilarious at the time:

i wish i had joined earlier

 

[ignerntbend]

Speaking with no particular proven wisdom how to deal with wimminz... I'd say what.the.eff.ever, absinthe makes the game more tolerable.

Isn't that, "makes the heart grow fonder"?

 

[HMFIC]

Isn't that, "makes the heart grow fonder"?

That's absence baby, not absinthe.

 

[otis147]

absinthe makes the game more like a boat. on a turbulent sea. with tracers.

 

[landman873]

Plus I mean as soon as I get your last name it's off to OSCN I go so I already know if you've been divorced. Everyone does this now, no?

I don't care who you've diddled or shacked up with, but I gotta check and make sure you ain't manslaughtered nobody or robbed a 7-11. Gimme a few more years and I'll drop those standards, too. I mean a criminal chick or a Morrisey album and drinking alone in the dark, whatchu gonna pick to pass the time?

I'm the one who was married not her. It will not show up on OSCN it all happened in Kansas. Know one i've gone out with so far has cared. Just have talked with a few friends and get conflicting stories

 

[landman873]

not my best work, but it was hilarious at the time:

I wondered if that was still floating around guess it is haha

 

[aeropb]

I'd bring it up sometime in the near future. No reason to introduce them to that side of you before you're sure of them.

 

[makeithappen]

I'd bring it up sometime in the near future. No reason to introduce them to that side of you before you're sure of them.

If you disclose it too early, they'll over-analyze it and think you're the reason the marriage didn't work out. Don't bother disclosing it until the "past relationship" talk happens.