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<blockquote data-quote="Hobbes" data-source="post: 2027114" data-attributes="member: 3371"><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...</p><p>My feet are too long</p><p>My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong</p><p>My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all</p><p>Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call</p><p>Signed Bewildered</p><p></p><p>Bewildered, Bewildered...</p><p></p><p>Chorus:</p><p>You have no complaint</p><p>You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't</p><p>So listen up Buster, and listen up good</p><p>Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby...</p><p>My fountain pen leaks</p><p>My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks</p><p>Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed</p><p>If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead</p><p>Signed Unhappy</p><p></p><p>Unhappy, Unhappy...</p><p></p><p>Repeat Chorus</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby...</p><p>You won't believe this</p><p>But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss</p><p>My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head</p><p>But my stomach tells me to write you instead</p><p>Signed Noise-maker</p><p></p><p>Noise-maker, Noise-maker</p><p></p><p>Repeat Chorus</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby...</p><p>Well I never thought</p><p>That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught</p><p>We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze</p><p>With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees</p><p>Signed Just Married</p><p></p><p>Just Married, Just Married...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hobbes, post: 2027114, member: 3371"] Dear Abby, Dear Abby ... My feet are too long My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call Signed Bewildered Bewildered, Bewildered... Chorus: You have no complaint You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't So listen up Buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Dear Abby, Dear Abby... My fountain pen leaks My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead Signed Unhappy Unhappy, Unhappy... Repeat Chorus Dear Abby, Dear Abby... You won't believe this But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head But my stomach tells me to write you instead Signed Noise-maker Noise-maker, Noise-maker Repeat Chorus Dear Abby, Dear Abby... Well I never thought That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees Signed Just Married Just Married, Just Married... [/QUOTE]
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