Hottest News or News Entertainment Lady

[Commander Keen]

Look, here's the news and here's my bashful *****. That completely explains why OSA is so confused about current events.

I don't see anything bashful about this:

 

[ignerntbend]

I don't see anything bashful about this:

Good point. I think that news and pornography have merged, and that's a good thing. It's getting hot in hurr everbody take they clothes off.

 

[ignerntbend]

Entertainment Lady. You want entertainment, you pay fifty dollah!

 

[dennishoddy]

Price went up from my day...

 

[ignerntbend]

Entertainment lady. She my seester. She a virgin.

 

[dennishoddy]

I love you now! Love you long time!

You pay me now!!!

 

[Shadowrider]

These! These are off limits. I'm moving to Utah soon and they are going with me. All are off limits! A great vengeance will rain down upon you!

You've been warned...

 

[dennishoddy]

You going to Utah? WTH?

 

[ignerntbend]

And you wonder why the stupidest people on earth get all their information from TV, especially since you do too.

 

[Shadowrider]

You going to Utah? WTH?

It's the "safest" route.