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<blockquote data-quote="Jon3830" data-source="post: 2701617" data-attributes="member: 210"><p>I stepped outside this morning at about 0615 to have a smoke before I took a shower (only wearing my boxers, my robe, and house shoes) I normally turn the light on for a second to see if there is anything laying outside the door but today I didn't and it almost sucked. When you step out my back door immediately to the right is my stack of firewood and then about 8 feet out from the house is just a pile of log I have to split when I need it and dumbass me didn't put up the axe last night so it was just laying there. Anyway back to the event that occurred this morning, as I step outside and light my cigarette I walk over and lean against the wood stack and apparently an owl decided to roost up there and when I leaned back it flew right into the back of my head (I may have screamed like a little girl I cant confirm or deny) after it hit me I tried to run and I tripped almost slamming face first into the axe I failed to put away last night.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jon3830, post: 2701617, member: 210"] I stepped outside this morning at about 0615 to have a smoke before I took a shower (only wearing my boxers, my robe, and house shoes) I normally turn the light on for a second to see if there is anything laying outside the door but today I didn't and it almost sucked. When you step out my back door immediately to the right is my stack of firewood and then about 8 feet out from the house is just a pile of log I have to split when I need it and dumbass me didn't put up the axe last night so it was just laying there. Anyway back to the event that occurred this morning, as I step outside and light my cigarette I walk over and lean against the wood stack and apparently an owl decided to roost up there and when I leaned back it flew right into the back of my head (I may have screamed like a little girl I cant confirm or deny) after it hit me I tried to run and I tripped almost slamming face first into the axe I failed to put away last night. [/QUOTE]
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