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<blockquote data-quote="Jlingle" data-source="post: 4098626" data-attributes="member: 51137"><p>I work with a guy who is a know it all. You can’t breach any subject that he’s not a grizzled old seasoned veteran. He wears me slick. I usually wait until he gets 5 minute into some bs dissertation on a subject nobody wants to hear about and interrupt him by asking “wait…. Is this supposed to be a true story?” And he occasionally gets all huffy and shuts his face-hole. On those occasions, it’s all worth it. Bless his heart, he’s very easy to manipulate because he knows so much. I’ve had him competing against my “sister” in peanut butter cookies for a year, because he once claimed to make the best peanut butter cookies on earth. I said “oh yeah, you’re on! My sister makes the best cookies!” Then went to braums and bought a package and I’ve been bringing them 3 and 4 at a time to let him sample. He will bring several dozen for us to all try. “Keep working on it, amigo” <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" data-shortname=":sunglasses:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" data-shortname=":sunglasses:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" data-shortname=":sunglasses:" /></p><p></p><p>A year or so ago, my cousin got Starlink internet. My cousin is a bonafide IT whiz and has worked IT his entire adult life. My work know it all insisted that starlink wasn’t available in our area yet, so I called my little cousin on speakerphone so Mr know it all could inform him he didn’t actually have Starlink. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> it was rich.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jlingle, post: 4098626, member: 51137"] I work with a guy who is a know it all. You can’t breach any subject that he’s not a grizzled old seasoned veteran. He wears me slick. I usually wait until he gets 5 minute into some bs dissertation on a subject nobody wants to hear about and interrupt him by asking “wait…. Is this supposed to be a true story?” And he occasionally gets all huffy and shuts his face-hole. On those occasions, it’s all worth it. Bless his heart, he’s very easy to manipulate because he knows so much. I’ve had him competing against my “sister” in peanut butter cookies for a year, because he once claimed to make the best peanut butter cookies on earth. I said “oh yeah, you’re on! My sister makes the best cookies!” Then went to braums and bought a package and I’ve been bringing them 3 and 4 at a time to let him sample. He will bring several dozen for us to all try. “Keep working on it, amigo” 😎😎😎 A year or so ago, my cousin got Starlink internet. My cousin is a bonafide IT whiz and has worked IT his entire adult life. My work know it all insisted that starlink wasn’t available in our area yet, so I called my little cousin on speakerphone so Mr know it all could inform him he didn’t actually have Starlink. 🤣 it was rich. [/QUOTE]
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