Seattle: pitchfork wielding suspect stabbed by homeowner with Sword after gun jams.

[HillsideDesolate]

@RickN you were right all along

https://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2023...ord-after-attacking-homeowner-with-pitchfork/

 

[THAT Gurl]

Damn ...

 

[Shadowrider]

Seattle… Just saying.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Maybe Ricks twin brother??
Was the intruder a drag queen?

 

[RickN]

@RickN you were right all along

https://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2023...ord-after-attacking-homeowner-with-pitchfork/

Of course I was. Real men own swords, drag queens own ARs.

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

I think the value of that sword he has just increased...

 

[Roy14]

Maybe Ricks twin brother??
Was the intruder a drag queen?

Figure the queen was invited in, intruder was likely crashing another form of stabbing party.

 

[retrieverman]

Is Seattle like a nickname for Edmond? @RickN

 

[Seadog]

Of course I was. Real men own swords, drag queens own ARs.

Hey. Don’t feel bad. I have an old French naval cutlass. It’s cooooool. Hope I never need to use it. But if them old fashioned slow zombies come they won’t stand a chance.

 

[HillsideDesolate]

Of course I was. Real men own swords, drag queens own ARs.

The saddest words of post or pen
Are @RickN was right again