On my night stand, 1911, plus Commander, 8 mags of 230gr Black Talon HP, plus S&W Highway Patrolman and speed strip of 158gr JHP. Beside night stand; Coach Gun with 1 5/8 oz #5 lead .
Her side Baikal SxS with buckshot.
On top of dresser mirror is 870 Police, 20" Cyl bore with 9 rounds 00.
Behind closet door is M4 with 3 - 30 round mags.
Plus 4 dogs.
I pity the fool .........
I forgot “whomever” has to get through the dog first!