The Aloha Snackbar?
ETA: I'll be honest it took me a while to get it, but every time I see this now I laugh so much I nearly cry. Mostly because I envision an SNL skit in which a devout Muslim thinks people are making fun of his faith in front of the "Aloha Snackbar" on Oahu or something. And then comedy ensues. And maybe a failed suicide bombing or something.
At least ya got it. Hoddy still ain't figgered out his link and the Tuetonic vs Tectonic thing.