The Crack In My Crack Ain't My Crack, By Cracky

[RugersGR8]

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/kdaf-os-drugs-buttocks-florida-20101001,0,1246436.story


Report: Man told cops drugs found in his buttocks weren't his
Barbara Hijek The Orlando Sentinel
12:55 PM EDT, October 1, 2010

 

[ignerntbend]

They were in his buttocks but he didn't know how they got there or who they belonged to.
The facts are still a little sketchy.

 

[AKguy1985]

Lolz..

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

He's been framed. Let him go.

 

[BadgeBunny]

And I wonder why GC comes home in a bad mood sometimes ...

 

[AKguy1985]

Crack is wack says whitney houston

 

[RugersGR8]

I just thought I could pass this story along on this fine Saturday morning just to "Crack" y'all up.

 

[ignerntbend]

Oprah Winfrey routinely walks through that big airport in Chicago with sixty pounds of crack concealed under her skirt, and the cops never bother her

 

[Biggsly]

They were in his buttocks but he didn't know how they got there or who they belonged to.
The facts are still a little sketchy.

He was visited in the night by aliens. I have seen this before. They came in and probed him. Once they had the samples they needed and left the gift, they went back to their space craft and left.

 

[Hobbes]

His story is not all it's cracked up to be.