As everyone knows, the most tactical people in the world have beards.
Mr T has a bitchin' tactibeard. Anyone who has seen the A-Team knows he is one of the most tactical people on the planet. He can build an armored vehicle out of almost anything!
So does Hank Williams, Jr. He has a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive, which I assume are a SPAS-12, a FAL, and a Humvee respectively, so he's also probably really tactical.
However, my extensive Internet research has lead me to discover the two most tactical beards on the planet.
EXHIBIT A: CHRIS COSTA
EXHIBIT B: THAT ONE GUY FROM BRAZIL
Which one is more tactical?
TWO BEARDS ENTER. ONE GETS SHAVED.
Mr T has a bitchin' tactibeard. Anyone who has seen the A-Team knows he is one of the most tactical people on the planet. He can build an armored vehicle out of almost anything!
So does Hank Williams, Jr. He has a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive, which I assume are a SPAS-12, a FAL, and a Humvee respectively, so he's also probably really tactical.
However, my extensive Internet research has lead me to discover the two most tactical beards on the planet.
EXHIBIT A: CHRIS COSTA
EXHIBIT B: THAT ONE GUY FROM BRAZIL
Which one is more tactical?
TWO BEARDS ENTER. ONE GETS SHAVED.