I don't even understand what people would find objectionable about these two.
This 31 year old has done everything on the list except for buying penny candy, and the pop rocks and soda thing... I guess both of those were before my time.
BB gun fights should have been on the list. Making ramps and "stunt courses" for bikes was a good time too.
I still drink from the hose when I'm working in the garden...and I lent my knife to more than one teacher. Mind, I graduated in 1999, from a nicer suburban high school, just a couple of months after Columbine.