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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 4221485" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>I coached Little League for 18 years. One year, we were drafting kids, I pick this kid, I had marked as good, at tryouts. Wondering why he was still available. 3 coaches start laughing. I ask what the deal was? They say, "he is a good kid, his Mother needs to be in an asylum."</p><p></p><p></p><p>First day of practice, I tell another Mom (we were good friends) "I'm going to flame you, go with it, I'll explain later." I send her son to 3rd base. I hit a hard grounder and it rolls between his legs. She jumps up and starts yelling at him.</p><p></p><p>I throw my bat against the back stop. She glares at me. I point at her, " sit your fat ass down and shut up. On this field, they listen to me and only me. Open your mouth and be permanently banned."</p><p></p><p>I never had a problem with any parent.</p><p></p><p>After practice, Sharon sat in the parking lot, until everyone was gone. She walks up and says, "this better be good, you came close to getting stomped."</p><p></p><p>I explained and she laughed. "I couldn't believe you picked that byotch. After you told me to shut up, she walked up. We talked a little, told her you were the best coach Aaron had ever had, but you had banned several parents from the field and cops would charge them trespass if they showed up."</p><p></p><p>2 happiest days of my year, 1st day of season and last day of season.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 4221485, member: 27991"] I coached Little League for 18 years. One year, we were drafting kids, I pick this kid, I had marked as good, at tryouts. Wondering why he was still available. 3 coaches start laughing. I ask what the deal was? They say, "he is a good kid, his Mother needs to be in an asylum." First day of practice, I tell another Mom (we were good friends) "I'm going to flame you, go with it, I'll explain later." I send her son to 3rd base. I hit a hard grounder and it rolls between his legs. She jumps up and starts yelling at him. I throw my bat against the back stop. She glares at me. I point at her, " sit your fat ass down and shut up. On this field, they listen to me and only me. Open your mouth and be permanently banned." I never had a problem with any parent. After practice, Sharon sat in the parking lot, until everyone was gone. She walks up and says, "this better be good, you came close to getting stomped." I explained and she laughed. "I couldn't believe you picked that byotch. After you told me to shut up, she walked up. We talked a little, told her you were the best coach Aaron had ever had, but you had banned several parents from the field and cops would charge them trespass if they showed up." 2 happiest days of my year, 1st day of season and last day of season. [/QUOTE]
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