What will you miss during the Apocalypse?

[TerryMiller]

Don't have a fancy coffee machine but I do have enough coffee to last for many years...thanks to the prepper wife.

I just realized what I'll REALLY miss... A good Flowjob. I need a Flowjob about once every two or three weeks or I start feeling like a hippy. I'ma need to get me a wind or solar setup so I can keep my Flowbee running.

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What is that....

....some kind of high-faluting enema machine?

 

[Whoisitrlly]

I was referring that hippie freak Sooner fan @bigred1. Long live the Flowbee. I got to Doc's in Edmond. Jay is an expert on everything and I seem to be on the same schedule as an old retired Marine Sergeant Major so it's always an educational experience.

Doc's, like Doc's barber? the LGTVBS+ loving place? I can't say I am surprised.

 

[Pstmstr]

Doc's, like Doc's barber? the LGTVBS+ loving place? I can't say I am surprised.

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Go watch your cat use the bathroom in your toilet. Probably your biggest accomplishment in life. You're a real bad ass being behind a user name and afraid to show your face. You have a real affinity towards gay comments too. I'll be there about 9 Thursday to get a haircut if you'd like to meet me.

 

[Whoisitrlly]

Go watch your cat use the bathroom in your toilet. Probably your biggest accomplishment in life. You're a real bad ass being behind a user name and afraid to show your face. You have a real affinity towards gay comments too. I'll be there about 9 Thursday to get a haircut if you'd like to meet me.

So now youre trying to meet up? What if I'm not a guy? that could be a bit awkward for you.

 

[Pstmstr]

So now youre trying to meet up? What if I'm not a guy? that could be a bit awkward for you.

I like good looking women. I hate pussy men.

 

[Whoisitrlly]

I like good looking women. I hate pussy men.

Your responses are dictating otherwise sir.

 

[Pstmstr]

Your responses are dictating otherwise sir.

You're the one who keeps mentioning gay stuff. With a user name like that I wouldn't be surprised to find out you're a green haired fat transvestite. I doubt we will ever know.

 

[xseler]

Won't miss that.

 

[mmerrill]

I've mentioned this before too many times but the book Lights Out is an interesting fictional story of life after an EMP.

I read One Second After several years ago, really made me think but I needed to have those thoughts. I’ll check out Lights Out.

 

[mmerrill]

I’ll miss (in no certain order):
Future X Wife Thread
Xhamster
Pornhub