Just my luck, I'll post and either someone will post after me, or if I actually win this a nuclear war, emp, asteroid strike, gamma ray burst or some other apocalyptic event will occur.
Now If I post a HA-HA or a like to someones post does that make me the last poster?
I believe it does.
Even if you get the last word you may not be the winner in this game so it is futile to even play