ROFL, so what did you do to piss the wife off?What can I say...I'm feelin' chatty and my wife is tired of me.
As far as glocks being ugly I know of one that I wouldn't call ugly but it's a lot of extra to make it look that way.
I would open carry that thing just for the feeling of nostalgia and it would probably mess with a lot of people as well. Shoot I may cut the cord off a real zapper and open carry it in a commie state.