Wear a ball cap with the letter "D" on the front (doesn't have to be Detroit Tigers) and show off our Hawaiian shirt proudly.
If any libbers accost you, tell 'em to keep their voice down, you're a Private Investigator working on a case.
And with your shirt tail out, they won't know you're carrying a 1911.
Just saying.
If any libbers accost you, tell 'em to keep their voice down, you're a Private Investigator working on a case.
And with your shirt tail out, they won't know you're carrying a 1911.
Just saying.