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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 3781018" data-attributes="member: 26737"><p>Dang, man, if I'd seen ya, I'd've waved.</p><p></p><p>The cameras at my house once alerted me to people in my driveway. This dumpy middle-aged dude gets out of this crappy GM mini-SUV with plastic for a window, then proceeds to go up on my porch and look in my kitchen window. From the garage cam, I can hear him telling the woman in the junker that there's nobody home, so she can get out and pee in my driveway.</p><p></p><p>Fortunately, he married way up, because she was having none of it, so he gimped back over to the junker and they left.</p><p></p><p>Gotta say, at first I was kind of PO'd that some jake-legged peckerwood would just go peeping in my windows (and it's not like my house is up by the road), but then it kind of turned into a Mutual of Omaha's White Trash Wild Kingdom... "Will the wild White Trash male convince his mate to drop trou for the cameras? Will she bean him with a frying pan when they get home? Will their hoopty make it out of the driveway? Stay tuned after this commercial break to find out!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 3781018, member: 26737"] Dang, man, if I'd seen ya, I'd've waved. The cameras at my house once alerted me to people in my driveway. This dumpy middle-aged dude gets out of this crappy GM mini-SUV with plastic for a window, then proceeds to go up on my porch and look in my kitchen window. From the garage cam, I can hear him telling the woman in the junker that there's nobody home, so she can get out and pee in my driveway. Fortunately, he married way up, because she was having none of it, so he gimped back over to the junker and they left. Gotta say, at first I was kind of PO'd that some jake-legged peckerwood would just go peeping in my windows (and it's not like my house is up by the road), but then it kind of turned into a Mutual of Omaha's White Trash Wild Kingdom... "Will the wild White Trash male convince his mate to drop trou for the cameras? Will she bean him with a frying pan when they get home? Will their hoopty make it out of the driveway? Stay tuned after this commercial break to find out!" [/QUOTE]
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