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<blockquote data-quote="tRidiot" data-source="post: 2295515" data-attributes="member: 9374"><p>Best</p><p>Movie</p><p>Evar</p><p></p><p>[video=youtube_share;JmtLOQKeDs8]http://youtu.be/JmtLOQKeDs8[/video]</p><p></p><p>EX-LEPER: Alms for an ex-leper. Bloody donkey owners. All the same, aren't they? Never have any change. Oh, here's a touch. Spare a talent for an old ex-leper. </p><p>MANDY: Buzz off! </p><p>EX-LEPER: Spare a talent for an old ex-leper. </p><p>MANDY: A talent? That's more than he earns in a month. </p><p>EX-LEPER: Half a talent, then. </p><p>MANDY: No, go away! </p><p>EX-LEPER: Come on, Big Nose. Let's haggle. </p><p>BRIAN: What? </p><p>EX-LEPER: All right. Cut the haggling. Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred. </p><p>BRIAN: No. </p><p>EX-LEPER: Seventeen-fifty? </p><p>MANDY: Go away! </p><p>EX-LEPER: Seventeen-forty. </p><p>MANDY: Look. Will you leave him alone? </p><p>EX-LEPER: All right. Two shekels. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh? </p><p>MANDY: Look. He's not giving you any money, so piss off! </p><p>EX-LEPER: All right, sir. My final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper. </p><p>BRIAN: Did you say... 'ex-leper'? </p><p>EX-LEPER: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the veil, and proud of it, sir. </p><p>BRIAN: Well, what happened? </p><p>EX-LEPER: I was cured, sir. </p><p>BRIAN: Cured? </p><p>EX-LEPER: Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you. </p><p>BRIAN: <strong>Who cured you? </strong></p><p><strong>EX-LEPER: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder. </strong></p><p>BRIAN: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again? </p><p><strong>EX-LEPER: Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh-- </strong></p><p>MANDY: Brian! Come and clean your room out. </p><p>BRIAN: There you are. </p><p>EX-LEPER: Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denari for me bloody life story? </p><p><strong>BRIAN: There's no pleasing some people. </strong></p><p><strong>EX-LEPER: That's just what Jesus said, sir. </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tRidiot, post: 2295515, member: 9374"] Best Movie Evar [video=youtube_share;JmtLOQKeDs8]http://youtu.be/JmtLOQKeDs8[/video] EX-LEPER: Alms for an ex-leper. Bloody donkey owners. All the same, aren't they? Never have any change. Oh, here's a touch. Spare a talent for an old ex-leper. MANDY: Buzz off! EX-LEPER: Spare a talent for an old ex-leper. MANDY: A talent? That's more than he earns in a month. EX-LEPER: Half a talent, then. MANDY: No, go away! EX-LEPER: Come on, Big Nose. Let's haggle. BRIAN: What? EX-LEPER: All right. Cut the haggling. Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred. BRIAN: No. EX-LEPER: Seventeen-fifty? MANDY: Go away! EX-LEPER: Seventeen-forty. MANDY: Look. Will you leave him alone? EX-LEPER: All right. Two shekels. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh? MANDY: Look. He's not giving you any money, so piss off! EX-LEPER: All right, sir. My final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper. BRIAN: Did you say... 'ex-leper'? EX-LEPER: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the veil, and proud of it, sir. BRIAN: Well, what happened? EX-LEPER: I was cured, sir. BRIAN: Cured? EX-LEPER: Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you. BRIAN: [B]Who cured you? EX-LEPER: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder. [/B] BRIAN: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again? [B]EX-LEPER: Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh-- [/B] MANDY: Brian! Come and clean your room out. BRIAN: There you are. EX-LEPER: Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denari for me bloody life story? [B]BRIAN: There's no pleasing some people. EX-LEPER: That's just what Jesus said, sir. [/B] [/QUOTE]
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