I was beginning to have faith in OSA members and I was liking you up until you posted that.Can’t do that to a Mini14, lol
Ya gots to think outside the box and just a wee bit outside.
https://rifleshooter.com/2023/05/the-a-team-mini-14-customizing-a-ruger-mini-14/
I can stick a knife on about anything.
Buick V8 in a Mustang etc etc.
Get some tools out.