Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

[tran]

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
knife, and charges at
you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and
you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family.


What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not
enough information to answer the question!* What is a Kimber 1911
cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look
poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a
terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife
think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly
swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?
* What does the law say
about this situation?
* Does the pistol have
appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my
children?
* Is it possible he'd
be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just
to wound me?
* If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so
deserted?
* We need to raise
taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.
* I need to
debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
come to a consensus.
* This is all so
confusing!


Republican's Answer

BANG!


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of new magazine being rammed home)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

[ignerntbend]

I'm a Democrat and I have a Kimber 1911 in .45 acp right here beside this computer.
I'm thinking about upgrading to a Wilson.

 

[Glockwork1987]

i think im a southerner... but i would only double tap. .45 ammo is expensive!!

 

[ignerntbend]

If you rely on that old canard that you have all the guns, you're the second one that's gonna get eated.

 

[steelhorse]

Is there such a thing as a Southerner Indian because I think that I would scalp him before I was through (after I shoved a cherry bomb up his butt, of course)......LOL

 

[Shadowrider]

I'm a Democrat and I have a Kimber 1911 in .45 acp right here beside this computer.
I'm thinking about upgrading to a Wilson.

Don't really think I'd admit to this one...

 

[ignerntbend]

Is there such a thing as a Southerner Indian because I think that I would scalp him before I was through (after I shoved a cherry bomb up his butt, of course)......LOL

Don't blow-up the butt.
That's the second best part.
That's going vacume-sealed straight into the freezer.

 

[steelhorse]

DOH... What was I thinking???

 

[ignerntbend]

Click Forems at the top of this page. That'll take you to a whole nother page. Go to the bottom and you'll see Hunting and Fishing Oklahoma.
Lotta stuff about meat preservation on there.

 

[IreneKennedy]

If we have mere seconds, I'd light a cigar then park one in his hip.