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<blockquote data-quote="aviator41" data-source="post: 2902248" data-attributes="member: 30309"><p>I've been out sick most of last week and all weekend. I rarely take sick days. It just makes more sense for me to work for my pay. I was finally told to go home by my boss. when the coughing and horse voice made it impossible to do my job Two days later the ER had the privilege of discovering a raging duodenum infection and fast spreading pneumonia. I was so dehydrated there was no way to come back without help from the fancy drippy-bags (units of fluid) and some high-powered antibiotics. I was scolded for not getting seen sooner.</p><p></p><p>Still not sure where the pneumonia came from. I think the stomach mess is from a recently discovered ulcer. I've not had a voice since Tuesday. I sound like Gollum right now. Sucks because the yard isn't getting mowed, se septic aerator parts sitting on my counter aren't being installed, trim sensors or the boat aren't being installed and the sea pump on thee boat is not being installed. I am gonna have a LOT of work to do when I am finally well enough.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="aviator41, post: 2902248, member: 30309"] I've been out sick most of last week and all weekend. I rarely take sick days. It just makes more sense for me to work for my pay. I was finally told to go home by my boss. when the coughing and horse voice made it impossible to do my job Two days later the ER had the privilege of discovering a raging duodenum infection and fast spreading pneumonia. I was so dehydrated there was no way to come back without help from the fancy drippy-bags (units of fluid) and some high-powered antibiotics. I was scolded for not getting seen sooner. Still not sure where the pneumonia came from. I think the stomach mess is from a recently discovered ulcer. I've not had a voice since Tuesday. I sound like Gollum right now. Sucks because the yard isn't getting mowed, se septic aerator parts sitting on my counter aren't being installed, trim sensors or the boat aren't being installed and the sea pump on thee boat is not being installed. I am gonna have a LOT of work to do when I am finally well enough. [/QUOTE]
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