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<blockquote data-quote="nofearfactor" data-source="post: 2902426" data-attributes="member: 1535"><p>A lady in David Lettermans audience told this one once.</p><p></p><p>She said she called in to take the day off because she 'almost' had a heart attack. Her kids had played a prank on her by unzipping the pants of her husband who was napping on the sofa and sticking a chicken leg halfway out of his open pants. She came in the room to find the cat up on her husband eating the chicken leg of which she thought was his penis. Thus the 'almost' heart attack and reason she couldn't come in to work that day.</p><p></p><p>In my businesses my people were paid by how much they put in. No work no pay. Same for the boss too tho in my case. </p><p></p><p>(Tapatalk)- on the road.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nofearfactor, post: 2902426, member: 1535"] A lady in David Lettermans audience told this one once. She said she called in to take the day off because she 'almost' had a heart attack. Her kids had played a prank on her by unzipping the pants of her husband who was napping on the sofa and sticking a chicken leg halfway out of his open pants. She came in the room to find the cat up on her husband eating the chicken leg of which she thought was his penis. Thus the 'almost' heart attack and reason she couldn't come in to work that day. In my businesses my people were paid by how much they put in. No work no pay. Same for the boss too tho in my case. (Tapatalk)- on the road. [/QUOTE]
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