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<blockquote data-quote="Catt57" data-source="post: 3299848" data-attributes="member: 34578"><p>Never a dear, but almost a cow.</p><p></p><p>In my younger days I was driving at night on a back county gravel road heading home. Cresting over a small hill I suddenly see a cow right in the middle of the road. The ditches were deep drop-offs so I hit the brakes as hard as i safely could for a gravel road and braced for the imminent impact. I went sliding on the gravel and when I came to a stop I realized two things. 1. My eyes were closed. 2. I didn't hear or feel an impact. Upon opening my eyes I was greeted by the cow staring at me with it's head over the hood of my car and the bumper only 2-3 inches from it's front legs. I was doing ok for those first 2-3 seconds while we stared each other in the eyes. But then it let out a very long bellowing "Moooooo" and in that instant my composure fell apart. After what seemed like 4-5 minutes (Probably only 1-2) it wandered off the road and I eventually pulled myself together enough to finish driving home.</p><p></p><p>An experience like that will fill your heart with a strong belief in the Lord and your shorts with... well... you know.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Catt57, post: 3299848, member: 34578"] Never a dear, but almost a cow. In my younger days I was driving at night on a back county gravel road heading home. Cresting over a small hill I suddenly see a cow right in the middle of the road. The ditches were deep drop-offs so I hit the brakes as hard as i safely could for a gravel road and braced for the imminent impact. I went sliding on the gravel and when I came to a stop I realized two things. 1. My eyes were closed. 2. I didn't hear or feel an impact. Upon opening my eyes I was greeted by the cow staring at me with it's head over the hood of my car and the bumper only 2-3 inches from it's front legs. I was doing ok for those first 2-3 seconds while we stared each other in the eyes. But then it let out a very long bellowing "Moooooo" and in that instant my composure fell apart. After what seemed like 4-5 minutes (Probably only 1-2) it wandered off the road and I eventually pulled myself together enough to finish driving home. An experience like that will fill your heart with a strong belief in the Lord and your shorts with... well... you know. [/QUOTE]
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