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<blockquote data-quote="cody6766" data-source="post: 2623249" data-attributes="member: 26511"><p>Hotter than 3 rats f****ing in a wool sock</p><p></p><p>Busier than a 3 peckered billy goat</p><p></p><p>Colder than a witch's tit</p><p></p><p>When something breaks it has either "**** the bed," "gone tits up," or "**** itself" (common in the AF too...but we work around it)</p><p></p><p>Sweating like a whore in church</p><p></p><p>Looks like 2 monkeys trying to f*** a football</p><p></p><p>I grew up with a lot of one liners being tossed about. Those above and most already posted regularly came from my dad's mouth. I've found that I've adopted them over the years and it drives my mom batty. "You sound just like your father...good god" is something I hear from her quite often. Gotta love family tradition! haha</p><p></p><p>F***ed up like a football bat is one I picked up from a pilot I deployed with a few years back. It has become a favorite of mine.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cody6766, post: 2623249, member: 26511"] Hotter than 3 rats f****ing in a wool sock Busier than a 3 peckered billy goat Colder than a witch's tit When something breaks it has either "**** the bed," "gone tits up," or "**** itself" (common in the AF too...but we work around it) Sweating like a whore in church Looks like 2 monkeys trying to f*** a football I grew up with a lot of one liners being tossed about. Those above and most already posted regularly came from my dad's mouth. I've found that I've adopted them over the years and it drives my mom batty. "You sound just like your father...good god" is something I hear from her quite often. Gotta love family tradition! haha F***ed up like a football bat is one I picked up from a pilot I deployed with a few years back. It has become a favorite of mine. [/QUOTE]
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