Comical (when you think about it) sayings we've all used.

[Hangfire]

I was waiting for the line to die down yesterday while going through my 2015 gun club renewal prosess and overheard two fellas talking about pheasant hunting.

One gent said that he went a couple years back and it was snowing so hard that he, "couldn't see Jack s**t".....I was bored and my mind wandered and I thought to myself, "why would you want to ?"

Any other saying that you've used or heard that are comical when you take them for what they are ?

 

[cjjtulsa]

Getting one's "tit in the wringer"? You know that had to have happened once to some poor soul.

 

[okie98]

Hope I never hear "Hell's bells".

 

[Lurker66]

That's a kick in the nuts. No nothing is a kick in the nuts, except a kick in the nuts. No comparison.

 

[SPDguns]

When I was your age...!"
"Don't make me pull this car over!"
"Go play in the street!"
You're adopted!"

 

[BadgeBunny]

Doesnt' know come here from sic'em ...

Man ... you know that's gotta suck ...

 

[hoo-t]

Dad used to say "You would complain if you were hung with a new rope!"

 

[n423]

Doesn't know **** from shinola.................. Hate to polish my boots with dat.

 

[soonerwings]

That guy is "half a bubble off plumb."

 

[BadgeBunny]

**** or shinola ... Who shines their boots with ****??!?!?!