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<blockquote data-quote="Shootin 4 Fun" data-source="post: 2623431" data-attributes="member: 6465"><p>Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.</p><p>Puke a maggot off of a gut wagon.</p><p>Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.</p><p>Like stink on ****.</p><p>Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike.</p><p>Not enough sense to poor piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.</p><p>Hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.</p><p>Couldn't find his ass with both hands.</p><p>Wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first.</p><p>Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.</p><p>Shaking like a dog sh!ttin a peach pit.</p><p>Has more dollars than cents.</p><p>Dumber than a box of rocks.</p><p>Not the sharpest tool in the shed.</p><p>A few cards short of a full deck.</p><p>Half a bubble off of plumb.</p><p>Nuttier than a squirrel turd.</p><p></p><p>I grew up around some colorful old farts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shootin 4 Fun, post: 2623431, member: 6465"] Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. Puke a maggot off of a gut wagon. Hotter than a two peckered billy goat. Like stink on ****. Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike. Not enough sense to poor piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. Hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch. Couldn't find his ass with both hands. Wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first. Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Shaking like a dog sh!ttin a peach pit. Has more dollars than cents. Dumber than a box of rocks. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. A few cards short of a full deck. Half a bubble off of plumb. Nuttier than a squirrel turd. I grew up around some colorful old farts. [/QUOTE]
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