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<blockquote data-quote="Hawgman" data-source="post: 2624048" data-attributes="member: 7676"><p>A few of my all time favorites:</p><p></p><p>When expressing your concern over having to tangle with someone, physically or verbally. "Man, it's like trying to sandpaper a bobcats butt in a phone booth".</p><p></p><p>When you're not concerned about someone's request or stated desire. "Yeah, well, people in hell want ice water."</p><p></p><p>My dad used to say "Dang, he's shaking like a cat shi**ing razor blades."</p><p></p><p>I was enlisted and in comm in the Air Force. Officers were always looking to you to lay the blame for not being able to do the impossible just to make their little glory plan work. You would go around and around with them trying respectfully explain the part or material simply is not available. Once you were good and exasperated a common question to the officer was "Do you want me to go over in the corner and shi* one for you?" That's about the cleanest military one I can come up with. The rest may get me time in the ban room.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hawgman, post: 2624048, member: 7676"] A few of my all time favorites: When expressing your concern over having to tangle with someone, physically or verbally. "Man, it's like trying to sandpaper a bobcats butt in a phone booth". When you're not concerned about someone's request or stated desire. "Yeah, well, people in hell want ice water." My dad used to say "Dang, he's shaking like a cat shi**ing razor blades." I was enlisted and in comm in the Air Force. Officers were always looking to you to lay the blame for not being able to do the impossible just to make their little glory plan work. You would go around and around with them trying respectfully explain the part or material simply is not available. Once you were good and exasperated a common question to the officer was "Do you want me to go over in the corner and shi* one for you?" That's about the cleanest military one I can come up with. The rest may get me time in the ban room. [/QUOTE]
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