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<blockquote data-quote="DRC458" data-source="post: 3505685" data-attributes="member: 530"><p>I heard this story about a guy who lives inside the city limits and came home from a walk one day to find a diller digging in a flower bed in the front of his house, right along the foundation. Damn. Populated neighborhood. Easily visible from the street. Feller had this broomstick with a nail on the end of it that he had put together for picking up trash and stuff without bending over (lazy sort, you know). Well, he stabbed that critter and tried to drag him outta' that hole he had started. Them diller claws got more traction than that broomstick and nail. Well, he grabbed the shovel and started trying to out-dig that critter. Them little buggers are quite the quick diggers, dontcha' know. That wasn't workin' so he commenced to trying to cut that bugger in half with that shovel. Them shells are pretty stout. Back and forth ... nail, shovel, nail, shovel, nail, shovel. Well, he finally went in the house for a really short spell and, when he headed back out the front door, he told the wife 'keep the dog in the house and you didn't see or hear nothin'.' Some of them neighborhood kids musta' had some left over fireworks. Anyway, one a' them things went off and that diller came out a' the hole in the next shovel full a' dirt. Took a ride in the pickup to a spot he could dig all he wanted when he woke up. The End.</p><p></p><p></p><p>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DRC458, post: 3505685, member: 530"] I heard this story about a guy who lives inside the city limits and came home from a walk one day to find a diller digging in a flower bed in the front of his house, right along the foundation. Damn. Populated neighborhood. Easily visible from the street. Feller had this broomstick with a nail on the end of it that he had put together for picking up trash and stuff without bending over (lazy sort, you know). Well, he stabbed that critter and tried to drag him outta' that hole he had started. Them diller claws got more traction than that broomstick and nail. Well, he grabbed the shovel and started trying to out-dig that critter. Them little buggers are quite the quick diggers, dontcha' know. That wasn't workin' so he commenced to trying to cut that bugger in half with that shovel. Them shells are pretty stout. Back and forth ... nail, shovel, nail, shovel, nail, shovel. Well, he finally went in the house for a really short spell and, when he headed back out the front door, he told the wife 'keep the dog in the house and you didn't see or hear nothin'.' Some of them neighborhood kids musta' had some left over fireworks. Anyway, one a' them things went off and that diller came out a' the hole in the next shovel full a' dirt. Took a ride in the pickup to a spot he could dig all he wanted when he woke up. The End. . [/QUOTE]
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