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<blockquote data-quote="GorillaG" data-source="post: 3972074" data-attributes="member: 49083"><p>I'm a post office retiree/survivor, they often try to call you in on your days off. I learned to tell them " I'll be right in but just so you know I've been drinking beer all morning." Worked every time. My co-worker always called in with the excuse he had diarrhea, "that way they can't say come in anyway" he said. One day the boss told him to bring in a doctors note, but we weren't required to do that unless we missed 3 days. So he told him "I'm not required to do that but I WILL bring in a jar of diarrhea if you'd like." The boss declined the offer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GorillaG, post: 3972074, member: 49083"] I'm a post office retiree/survivor, they often try to call you in on your days off. I learned to tell them " I'll be right in but just so you know I've been drinking beer all morning." Worked every time. My co-worker always called in with the excuse he had diarrhea, "that way they can't say come in anyway" he said. One day the boss told him to bring in a doctors note, but we weren't required to do that unless we missed 3 days. So he told him "I'm not required to do that but I WILL bring in a jar of diarrhea if you'd like." The boss declined the offer. [/QUOTE]
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