Try to catch the episode "Sodbusters" with Morgan Woodward (brother of Tulsa's old "gusty" weatherman Lee Woodward), Leif Garrett, Harrison Ford and enough one liners and quotes to keep you armed for a decade.
"I hate those sodbusters... tea drinkin', hymm singin' virgins with hoes... I hate 'em, I'm gonna drive 'em out! Their stink holds tight to 'em like skunk juice."
In fact, ANYTHING with Morgan Woodward in it is going to be chock full of cool quotes like those. He holds the record for the most guest appearances on Gunsmoke and was in a ton of other TV back then including Star Trek and not to mention being Boss Godfrey in Cool Hand Luke!
"I hate those sodbusters... tea drinkin', hymm singin' virgins with hoes... I hate 'em, I'm gonna drive 'em out! Their stink holds tight to 'em like skunk juice."
In fact, ANYTHING with Morgan Woodward in it is going to be chock full of cool quotes like those. He holds the record for the most guest appearances on Gunsmoke and was in a ton of other TV back then including Star Trek and not to mention being Boss Godfrey in Cool Hand Luke!